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Theoxenia
Let's politicize Huntington's disease! It'll be fun!
Sep 26 • 
Aaron Zinger
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Levenshtein's Festival
On the mythic roots of autocorrect.
Aug 20 • 
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The Hermit and the Bear
A cautionary tale whose moral keeps changing.
Aug 15 • 
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Five "Our Fathers"
Some notable recitations of the Lord's Prayer.
May 20 • 
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A Shibboleth is a Stalk of Wheat
On the common origin of Whigs, Yankees, cowboys, and edgelords.
Apr 16 • 
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Vegan Treyf
They said it couldn't be done. Also, obviously, shouldn't.
Jan 23 • 
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Yes, Jeremiah, The Tree Has Power
With apologies to Francis B. Church.
Dec 25, 2024 • 
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Stones, Spirits, and Hobgoblins
Thoughts on consistency inspired by the life of Ernestine L. Rose.
Dec 20, 2024 • 
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On taking an "I voted" selfie outside a 7-Eleven
And attempting to smile.
Nov 5, 2024 • 
Aaron Zinger
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Hymns to the Hydraulic
Music and meditations about the small wonders of the ancient, modern, and future world.
Jul 26, 2024 • 
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The Divine Narcissus
The pious and powerful immodesty of Juana Inés de la Cruz.
Jul 17, 2024 • 
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Why Masques And Princes Are Red
Shakespeare, Poe, and the lies writers tell ourselves.
Jul 2, 2024 • 
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