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By The Light of The Moon
This is a coincidence. Everything is a coincidence.
9 hrs ago • Aaron Zinger
Theoxenia
Let's politicize Huntington's disease! It'll be fun!
Sep 26, 2025 • Aaron Zinger
Levenshtein's Festival
On the mythic roots of autocorrect.
Aug 20, 2025 • Aaron Zinger
The Hermit and the Bear
A cautionary tale whose moral keeps changing.
Aug 15, 2025 • Aaron Zinger
Five "Our Fathers"
Some notable recitations of the Lord's Prayer.
May 20, 2025 • Aaron Zinger
A Shibboleth is a Stalk of Wheat
On the common origin of Whigs, Yankees, cowboys, and edgelords.
Apr 16, 2025 • Aaron Zinger
Vegan Treyf
They said it couldn't be done. Also, obviously, shouldn't.
Jan 23, 2025 • Aaron Zinger
Yes, Jeremiah, The Tree Has Power
With apologies to Francis B. Church.
Dec 25, 2024 • Aaron Zinger
Stones, Spirits, and Hobgoblins
Thoughts on consistency inspired by the life of Ernestine L. Rose.
Dec 20, 2024 • Aaron Zinger
On taking an "I voted" selfie outside a 7-Eleven
And attempting to smile.
Nov 5, 2024 • Aaron Zinger
Hymns to the Hydraulic
Music and meditations about the small wonders of the ancient, modern, and future world.
Jul 26, 2024 • Aaron Zinger
The Divine Narcissus
The pious and powerful immodesty of Juana Inés de la Cruz.
Jul 17, 2024 • Aaron Zinger
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